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meet the predator
call me jenie
born on 02/20/83 after my Dad & Mom drank beer and ate balut 9 months before
lives in Singapore, but always a Pinoy at heart
works as an advertising copywriter, but hates proofreading her blog entries
loves true friends, fake DVD's, alternative music, alcohol, sarcasm, boxing, hatha yoga, and House (the TV series,not the music genre)
loathes indifference, power trippers, narcissists, giant egos and bad breath
tries to live by the quote "Postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing." by Anais Nin
Drunk in da Woods Weekend
We left Makati at around 7PM and braved the not-so-well-lit and slippery roads of Tagaytay. Dire-diretso lang daw. But when we saw the ‘Welcome to Nasugbu’ arch, we started to freak out, and realized we missed a turn. After trailing down the zigzags, we finally saw the entrance of Canyon Woods.
Anyway, to cut the story short, we arrived before 10pm and 2 pairs ng couples were to remain uninterrupted inside the rooms so we waited for them, then we played Poker with chips/taya of P100 each, then played our asses off while drinking my mix of gin pom. After a couple of rounds and pitchers of alcohol came the news: Joel, Tatoff’s friend announced that she and her wife of 3 months are expecting a baby in 9 months! Cool!
12 midnight of September 3 struck and we all sang for Tatoff. It's his 24th year! He was asked to make a wish, and his friend suggested the "sana solo kami sa room" one, so he repeated after him. Nyerk.
There were now four of us couples and because it’s my first time to meet the newly-married pair, they hit the glass with a spoon, and everyone had to kiss each other in the lips. They all obliged, and at first we were too shy, but since it’s his birthday and we’re tipsy, we didn’t hesitate anymore. Haha.
Then came already-passing-out Chua’s (another friend) ordeal. He had to drink a glass of Gran Matador Brandy straight, with this reward: He can propose to Carol, the girl she brought along. (They were together for 5 years then, but had to part ways for 2 years because of the guy’s lack of monogamous genes.) Finally, after drinking it up, they talked/ he puked first. And and after a few minutes, he went in, with his eyes half-open and his fists up in the air saying, "Kami na ulit!!!"
We were all hooting while tipsy, and we continued our game. Once most of us got a bit restless and started feeling really woozy, we stopped the game, but still drank Gran Ma with Coke. I had to rush to the restroom to puke it all out because my stomach hates softdrinks. I can’t believe I wiped the inner part of the entire toilet bowl because the leafy bits of the Jollibee salad I ate wouldn’t get down with the rest of my suka. I had to clean it to keep up with my still-standing-after-the-nth-shot pride.
They forced us to remain and drink, and Tatoff had his taste of "last na lang talaga, pare!" dilemma and he was too dizzy and sleepy to drink more with his mega aduk kabarkada. Carol (Ms. now-taken-again) had to pass out beside us after puking in a plastic bag. Good thing, I remained normal after all the alcohol. It was their first time to go out-of-town together after high school I think, so imagine how much alcohol we had to consume to compensate for all those years:
1 bottle of London Gin
5 bottles of GSM Blue - tinulugan na namin ung 3
3 liters of softdrinks
2 packs of juice
1 huge bottle of Gran Matador
The bad news is, we all woke up at 12 noon and we found out that we had to vacate the place at 12 noon because some foreigners are looking at the house! How hard it is to clean a suka-stricken, super sabog house, and take a bath with a hangover! Darn. The guys couldn’t bathe anymore, but the girls couldn’t help it. The bad part (again) is that I had to take a bath with a girl still inside the bathroom just so we could leave already. Ugh first time to take a bath with a witness, man! I suddenly felt so immature.
Anyway, we went to Kim’s house in Nasugbu to cook and eat the breakfast food we had, and Jepp had to puke on their lawn haha! After all the frying, eating and Jepp’s puking, we headed to Bag of Beans so Tatoy can treat us on his birthday. We had to tell 'our' story (which is kinda awkward since Jepp was there), and when I looked at the ring of the bride, everyone began to tease us again. Ugh :)
We parted ways after that, and although everyone had a bad headache, I’m sure we all had a terrific Drunken weekend in da Woods, and I bet ALL that we’ll be coming back ;-)
1:19 PM
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
